6 Ways to Tell You Were Hungry When You Wrote Your Last Short Story
March 18, 2008 by John Hewitt
Just a goofy trifle to polish off the night:
6 Ways to Tell You Were Hungry When You Wrote Your Last Short Story
- Your three characters are named Peter, Skippy and Jif.
- You devote one paragraph to your main character’s appearance, and two pages to his Hoagie.
- You spend most of the morning picking mozzarella and crust out of your keyboard.
- The killer’s weapon was a garlic press
- You used your first draft as a napkin
- The last paragraph is just the word Brunch typed over and over
Thank you and goodnight!!!
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