09/26/2008 Writing Jobs and Links
September 26, 2008 by J.C. Hewitt
Today’s Writing Job Roll
- Web Editor — New York, NY
- EU Online Editor — London
- Editor (Newspaper Copy) — Washington, DC
- Copywriter — Los Angeles, CA
- Copywriter — Columbus, OH
- Technical Editor — Tucson, AZ
- Editor — Stamford, CT
- Editor — Bremerton, WA
- Editor — Rockville, MD
- Assistant Editor — Bristol, CT
- Online Editor — Hoboken, NJ
- Technical Writer — Tallahassee, FL
- Proofreader — Carrollton, TX
Today’s Job and Writing Links
- Trouble Sticking to Your Word Count? Try These Editing Tricks: My process of cutting out any word with an a in it didn’t make the cut.
- Attack Your Limitations: Turn Your Weaknesses Into Strengths: I call it Palining.
- Are You a Lazy Writer? I’m the hardest working lazy man alive.
Random Thought of the Day
I am suspending my campaign for Top 10 Blog due to the current economic crisis. I will not be debating Men with Pens because I have an important vote down at the Quick Stop.
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What? No debate? John. Really, this will never do. Let’s debate what a Quick Stop is and why you need to vote there and what you’re voting for in the first place. My vote, for what it’s worth, will be for extra-strength coffee.
Oh you poor, poor foreign man. Quick Stop is the bomb diggity when it comes to convenience stores. There are over 60 different fountain drinks to choose from, as well as an even dozen coffees and an array of smoothies. You can even add your own energy mixtures and flavors to your drinks. It is heaven, my friend, pure heaven. A heaven based on $.99 quarter pound hot dogs and massive taquitos filled with spicy meat guaranteed to throw a fiesta in your stomach. There is nothing to compare. Nothing. Nothing. As for voting there, I vote with my hard earned dollars.
Oh! We have that!
Only the fountain drinks are 60 brands of beer, the coffees are 20 million varieties of smokes, and the smoothies come in 42 flavors of chips (to which you can’t add your own flavor, but hey.) You have to go down to the frite stand for hot dogs and they don’t serve taquitos (what the hell is that?) but they do have poutine guaranteed to clog your heart arteries with one sniff.
I flip a coin.
There’s beer and smokes at Quick Stop too, it just holds no interest for me so I didn’t bring it up.The poutine looks very tasty though. As for the taquito, check it out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taquito
Ooh, I’d eat me some of those!
And if you don’t smoke and drink beer, we can never christen you a Quebecer. Tsk tsk. It’s traditional. Or something.
I think we’ve got a slogan here!
Quebec, come for the lack of total economic collapse, stay for the poutine, smokes and beer!
Either that or . . .
Socialized capitalism . . . It’s Faaantastic!
Heheh, that’s so funny. I should have a banner designed.